Wednesday, 09 July 2008

• Momaroo'ers Have Their Panties In A Wad

  It seems that certain Momaroo'ers have their panties in a wad over my last blog entry. I find it amusing that some of you are taking my blog entry so personally.

  Let's get something clear. I never stated that everyone who has a Momaroo account is as I described in my last blog entry. I have not read every blog here on Momaroo. Those that I have read are exactly as I described. Can you really throw stones at me for stating my opinion on what I've read?
  
  If you ladies don't like what someone might say, good or bad, about your blog, then I suggest you don't have a blog at all. When you have a public blog you are making yourself a target for both positive and negative comments. I've been blogging a long time, since 2001 starting on Diaryland, so I know very well what I speak is truth.
  
  It is my personal opinion that reading blogs full of the mundane tasks of the day makes for a very boring blog. However, it seems that some of you like the mundane. That's fine if you do. I don't. And don't worry, I won't be reading such blogs. I'll be trying to find blogs that get a little more personal... that have heart and soul. That is my personal preference. And with all due respect, if you don't like my blog and what I have to say, take your own advice and go the fuck away.
  
  
  Here's a few songs that perfectly describe me perfectly.
  
  "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
  Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
  No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
  In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
  I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
  Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
  I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
  'cause I'm a redneck woman
  I ain't no high class broad
  I'm just a product of my raising
  I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
  And I keep my Christmas lights on
  On my front porch all year long
  And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
  So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
  Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
  Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
  But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
  And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
  I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
  Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
  But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
  I'm a redneck woman
  I ain't no high class broad
  I'm just a product of my raising
  I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
  And I keep my Christmas lights on
  On my front porch all year long
  And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
  So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
  Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
  I'm a redneck woman
  I ain't no high class broad
  I'm just a product of my raising
  I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
  And I keep my Christmas lights on
  On my front porch all year long
  And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
  So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
  Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
  Hell yeah, hell yeah
  Hell yeah
  I said hell yeah!
  
  
  "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
  I hate the world today
  You're so good to me
  I know but I can't change
  tried to tell you but you look at me like maybe I'm an angel
  underneath
  innocent and sweet
  Yesterday I cried
  You must have been relieved to see the softer side
  I can understand how you'd be so confused
  I don't envy you
  I'm a little bit of everything
  all rolled into one
  
  I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
  I'm a child, I'm a mother
  I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
  I do not feel ashamed
  I'm your health, I'm your dream
  I'm nothing in between
  You know you wouldn't want it any other way
  
  So take me as I am
  This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man
  Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
  and I'm going to extremes
  tomorrow I will change
  and today won't mean a thing
  
  I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
  I'm a child, I'm a mother
  I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
  I do not feel ashamed
  I'm your health, I'm your dream
  I'm nothing in between
  You know you wouldn't want it any other way 
  
  Just when you think you've got me figured out
  the season's already changing
  I think it's cool you do what you do
  and don't try to save me
  
  I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
  I'm a child, I'm a mother
  I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
  I do not feel ashamed
  I'm your health, I'm your dream
  I'm nothing in between
  You know you wouldn't want it any other way
  
  I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
  I'm a goddess on my knees
  when you hurt, when you suffer
  I'm your angel undercover
  I've been numbed, I'm revived
  can't say I'm not alive
  You know I wouldn't want it any other way
  
  
  "Outlaw Women" by Hank Williams Jr. (Bosephus)
  She works in the bank and she works in the store
  And she don't go for that old stuff anymore
  likes to get high and listen to the band
  she likes to make love to her kind of man
  these outlaw women, first of their kind
  Outlaw women they got here right on time
  Outlaw women don't need any guns
  Outlaw women just out for fun
  
  In many ways she's a lot like me
  She don't give a damn 'bout society
  Might be little rich girl, or she might be poor
  she Might be a married woman that needs a little more
  shes a outlaw woman, first of her kind
  these outlaw women ridin' high in seventy-nine
  outlaw women don't need any guns
  these outlaw women were just out for fun
  
  Some call her a lady some call her other names
  But you wont ever call her that around me and my gang
  
  
  "Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts
  I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
  You're living in the past it's a new generation
  A girl can do what she wants to do and that's
  What I'm gonna do
  An' I don't give a damn ' bout my bad reputation
  
  Oh no not me
  
  An' I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
  Never said I wanted to improve my station
  An' I'm only doin' good
  When I'm havin' fun
  An' I don't have to please no one
  An' I don't give a damn
  'Bout my bad reputation
  
  Oh no, not me
  Oh no, not me
  I don't give a damn
  'Bout my reputation
  I've never been afraid of any deviation
  An' I don't really care
  If ya think I'm strange
  I ain't gonna change An' I'm never gonna care 'Bout my bad reputation
  
  Oh no, not me
  Oh no, not me
  
  Pedal boys!
  
  An' I don't give a damn
  'Bout my reputation
  The world's in trouble
  There's no communication
  An' everyone can say
  What they want to say
  It never gets better anyway
  So why should I care
  'Bout a bad reputation anyway
  Oh no, not me
  Oh no, not me
  
  I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation
  You're living in the past
  It's a new generation
  An' I only feel good
  When I got no pain
  An' that's how I'm gonna stay
  An' I don't give a damn
  'Bout my bad reputation
  
  Oh no, not me
  Oh no, not
  Not me, not me
  

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